{"product_id":"wear-earrings-greeting-card","title":"Wear Earrings Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA greeting card from our Trash Talk By Annie Collection displaying a vintage black and white photograph complemented with a humorous sentiment. Greeting card features \"I Didn't Wear Earrings For A Long Time And The Holes Closed...\" sentiment on the outside and \"Now I'm Worried About My Vagina.\" sentiment on the inside with space to add a personalized message. Our Wear Earrings greeting card is a hilarious gifting option for everyday moments. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49023600623838,"sku":"73611","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1539\/8841\/files\/Screenshot2026-09-11at4.20.56PM.png?v=1789161665","url":"https:\/\/thegentlemansstache.com\/products\/wear-earrings-greeting-card","provider":"The Gentleman's Stache, DBA Mercantile 1858","version":"1.0","type":"link"}