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Like the Government Greeting Card
Like the Government Greeting Card

Like the Government Greeting Card

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Funny and irreverent, this card pairs a vintage romance‑novel illustration with the headline "Fuck Me Like the Government." A wry, lighthearted commentary on the state of the union that doubles as a blunt, playful invitation—perfect for partners who want to flirt and laugh. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

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